Esme's Rules

Generally most people are welcome in my home, we're cold people technically but with warm hearts if they were able to beat.
I do have a few rules for my home, I'm still a woman and want my home and everyone in it to look presentable.

- White is everywhere, shoes are left at the door!

- No fighting in the house, take it outside.

- We may not use the kitchen but I still like it to be clean.

- Keeping a house clean is a team effort. Everyone helps.

- We hunt animals and we hunt inconspicuously, we don't bring dead animals into the house...it has happened.

- No sliding down my staircase banister...it's glass.

- I'm fond of my paintings, don't touch them

Stick to my rules as best as you can and you will get on quite famously with the Cullen family!

I'm guessing it was either Emmett or Edward that brought the dead animal in. I'm betting Emmett but wouldn't put it past Edward. He's a sneaky bastard.

emmett